Balls Deep Without Being Balls Deep

When you are already caught up in a girl's emotional past without having gotten any pussy yet.

John: How did last night with Jenny go?
Jeff: Not good man, she explained to me all her self-esteem issues and I didn't even hook up with her.
John: Jeez, sounds like you're balls deep without being balls deep.
Jeff: Yeah, it's a rough place to be in.

Being a Jon

A person who uses there laziness as an excuse for being selfish.

Being a Jon:
Billy won't come to my birthday party because he's lazy but i know it's because I live far from him and it's inconvenient for him. Billy is being such a Jon.

Being Bunny

When you are so horny and just wanna screw like rabbits. All day, all the time, and every chance you get.

K - "I'm so bunny right now!"
S - "I know, i'm always being bunny!"
K - "Wanna just do it in my car!?"
S - "Eh, F**K it why not!?"

Mint Mojito

The Bes

A vile, repugnant paste eating cretin whose putrescence is outshone only by his capacity for guzzling fetid semen. Must be capitalized to acknowledge the reverence and revulsion associated with the title.

Hey, you’re The Bes

Being a Bob Bueckers

Using the welfare system, for food stamps, and pimping your stepdaughter to gangs, for escalades and high rise apartment photographs.

Paige, I hate to tell you this, but your being a Bob Bueckers right now.

UNION Being

A huge idiot that has 1/100000000 of a brain cell, he can't comprehend the world around him/her, therefor making them EXTREMELY STUPID, and ANNOYING.

You are such a UNION Being .In fact, I bet a monkey can beat you in any kind of situation.

Stop being a UNION Being, you are just WAY too annoying.

You choosing to do what you're doing isn't me being the problem

And I will murder your kids if you don't give me what I'm owed.

Hym "You choosing to do what you're doing isn't me being the problem. And if people keep murdering your kids, maybe YOU are all the problem. My kids haven't gotten murdered. So, I must be doing something right. I'm not the problem. Doing push-ups hasn't made you any better than you are. You and the fat slob YouTuber ARE THE SAME THING. You're not better than me. They just aren't doing to you what they are doing to me."