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Blonde coach

A blonde coach is someone who is tasked with assessing a person in real time, and evaluating their decisions and determining if they are doing something a blonde would do or having a blonde moment.

I think Jennifer needs a blonde coach she is always doing the ditsiest things.

by Tommy & Timmy B May 3, 2021


blonde Fonzie

A blonde woman as cool as Fonzie

Kelly Harrington is a blonde Fonzie.

by TherealLdubbs July 28, 2023


blonde pube

HE HAS BEEN MISSING FOR 8 YEARS HELP US FIND HIM XXXXXUWB

HELP I LOST MY PUBES

BLONDE PUBE

by paula the best September 1, 2022


Canadian Blonde

(Adjective)- combination of Canadian and blonde, in terms of their below average IQ. Combining them together is used to heavily emphasize lack of common sense.

person 1- you are such a blonde, because you cannot understand something so simple
person 2- well, I may be a blonde, but at least I'm not a Canadian
person 3- Be quiet, both of you are Canadian blondes

by Dop3matt3r_ May 22, 2023


blonde eli

A complete dumbass with the fattest cock you'll ever meet

Yo bro do you see that person over there their definitely a blonde Eli

by Dr. Profussy July 20, 2022


platinum blonde

a fuckinf type of blonde excusme
platinum blonde is a shade of blonde hair and it makes anyone look sexy, female, male or anything in between or inside or outside

person 1: platinum blonde, 10/10
person 2: you literally gave a video game killer full marks because in the wiki it stated his hair was platinum blonde
person 1: its hot- wait hes a what

by acedetective3600 June 11, 2023


Unhinged Blonde

She looks unreal almost like a doll. She’s perfect, she has big doe eyes, long light blonde hair. Her looks are deceiving she’s a reckless girl, she’s impulsive, flirty, fun, and bubbly but she’s fierce and strong and full of repressed emotions she’s who you call to find a party. she’s misunderstood.

“she’s a unhinged blonde

by crazy blonde gf May 3, 2022