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a team in MLB which has not yet accepted being a bad team. they think that they are so high and mighty that they came back from 3-0 in 2004. get over it! they also think that they are the team to beat now that they won the WS in 2007; that was 9 months ago!
"those boston red soxs beat the yankees in 2004!!"
"Wow, that was like, 4 years ago, get over it dude!"
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A baseball team that causes people to shit their pants whenever they hear the team's name. The Red Sox are a team that is basically built on the hate for another team (the Yankees) and use ghost stories and other bullshit to get fans. Similar to Christianity
They started playing back when there wasn't any cars, won a few championships, then, nobody really gave a shit about them until 2003 when they were actually good. They managed to win 4 games in a row against the Yankees, (Wow. 4 is a big number) and win the World Series in 2004. Up until this championship, they were ashamed of their first five championships and rather them not be mentioned, now all they do is show them off like a Christmas tree. Fun.
The hilarious thing about this is the fact that so many Red Sox fans believed that there was magic behind all their losses and that Babe Ruth's ghost haunted them for 86 years. (Which is bullshit because he died in 1948.) People even tried to plant Red Sox jerseys in the new Yankee stadium because apparently, inanimate cotton shirts made in factories cause people to be bad at sports when buried. Those silly Sox fans. Most of their fans would rather see their team not win another World Series in 86 years than watch the Yankees win one more World Series. I mean, hell, they're OBSESSIVE with hating the Yankees. Google: "Red Sox" and I guarantee half the images you find are pics bashing the Yankees.
The Boston Red Sox spread their legacy by telling ghost stories of dead baseball players and luck rather than telling kids to never give up.
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Before banging doggie style, eat Boston Baked Beans and take Exlax. Shit on your partner's back and quickly pour Barcadi 151 and light using a fart blowtorch.
After getting blitzed on 151, Gary realized he was balls deep in this dude's ass and what he was doing was ueber gay. To counter his faggot-ness he employed a Flaming Boston Backburner and ran like hell.
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When 3 or more males stick their testicles in a move coined "tea bag" in one females mouth, in one night.
Joe, Josh, Nick and Steve had a Boston Tea Party with sue last night at Eric's house party.
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see Masshole,team or group of fans highly associated with the act of choking or being total losers.
Joe..see that mouthy loser Boston Red Sox fan over there?He's a real Masshole!
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The act of busting a nut inside of woman while listening the the band Boston. (Preferably the song Foreplay/Longtime for dramatic effect.)
Dude! I gave some hoe a Boston Cream Pie the other night, got the bitch PREGNANT...
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Second-best team that money can buy. Second-highest payroll in MLB. A supplier of top players to the Mets and Yankees. Has a fanbase whose idea of celebrating victory in the ALCS is to riot.
SHIT! The Red Sox beat the Yankees again. Better go to Grandma's house to make sure that no one's burning it down!
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