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The The 11th finger that comes out of a girl's bum to enter a man's bum while they are having sex.
The sex was pretty bland until her bum finger crept out.
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One whose employement is generally more than the mandatory one-weekend-a-month, but less than a full-time employee of the National Guard. Guard Bums are sometimes students and can find enough money to get by working several days a month or periodically attending extra military courses for the Guard.
When asked what he does for a living, John replied "I'm just a Guard Bum until the next deployment comes along."
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a bum being someone who is jobless; a dumb bum being one who is dumber than your average bum...
Steve is a dumb bum.
I was a dumb bum.
Kate will never be a dumb bum.
We are all dumb bumming around tonight.
Dumb bum's rock, innit bruv!
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a gentleman whis is an egg in a nest but has homosexual tendencies, hence he is an egg in a bum
cor look at baldy julian with phil there, a right pair of shirtlifter, i bet he's an egg in a bum!
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An old couch or mattress left in an alley or vacant lot. These things attract bums like flies. The cops know that they can usually find bums there arrest them for warrants, vagrancy etc
Todd: Can you help me move my old couch into the alley for the trash truck to pick it up?
Charlie: You don't want to lay out bum bait do you? You'll have some hobo or junkie sleeping on it by the morning.
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n., toilet paper (slang word used by males)
Pete was stuck on the toilet with no bum scrub.
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A bum chain is an intimate form of the conga, it is usually performed in gay clubs where the participants form a chain, the links being where one mans penis is inserted into the arse of the man in front and so on and so forth, until the chain is complete.
Hey bob, look at that great big group of queers over there, they'll probably be be making a bum chain later
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