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(n.) the genderless eternal essence of the undefined; the force by which all life, and all existence, depends; and in human understanding, the equivalent of "love." Nearly impossible to describe, it is something that must be truly experienced to be understood. Much like attempting to describe the complex and wondrous tastes of a multi-course meal to someone who has never eaten before.

Person 1: God doesn't exist.
Person 2: I know, he IS existence.
Person 1: No, what I mean is that there is no such thing as god.
Person 2: How do you know?
Person 1: Because there is no proof he exists.
Person 2: Well, there's no proof he doesn't exist either.
Person 1: Of course not, you can't proove negative existence. You can't have evidence that something isn't out there, because only real things leave evidence.
Person 2: Is there a hippo in your living room?
Person 1: . . . huh?
Person 2: Is there a hippo in your living room?
Person 1: . . . no. Why?
Person 2: Are you sure?
Person 1: Yes.
Person 2: How can you be sure?
Person 1: Because I can look at my living room and see that there is no hippo there.
Person 2: Well, there you have it. You just prooved a negative existence.
Person 1: . . . oh my god. You're right.
Person 2: See?
Person 1: But still, there is no proof that god exists.
Person 2: There is no proof that YOU exist either.
Person 1: Of course I exist. People can see me, hear what I say, and can tell you of the effect I've had on their lives.
Person 2: A lot of people would say the same thing about God.
Person 1: . . . nuh-uh.
Person 2: Yeah-huh.

by Soarin January 24, 2006

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god

The one we will ALL bow to.

Christians bow to God on the last day perfect peace and happiness in their hearts.

Non-believers bow to God on the last day for mercy after the terror of hell was revealed.

God is just. He will give us what we deserve. We all deserve hell. Christ is the only way to avoid it.

by Brian July 3, 2004

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god

God == Testical Shitting Rectal Wart

"God? Dont talk to me about that testical shitting rectal wart"

by dartheheheheheheh May 30, 2009

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God

creator of the universe
loves us - has always loved us, and will always love us
almighty - all seeing, all knowing
sent His only son to die for our sins, so that our imperfection would not keep us from joining him in heaven
has a plan for all of us
is always there for us - comfort, shelter, and strength.

"For God so loved the world that he gave his one and only Son, that whoever believes in him shall not perish but have eternal life." - John 3:16

"'For I know the plans I have for you,' declares the Lord, 'plans to prosper you and not to harm you, plans to give you hope and a future.'" - Jeremiah 29:11

by Tallyho October 7, 2007

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god

a mystery to man-kind, his existence cannot be proven and his non-existence cannot be proven as well

" hey check out that crazy god, oh wait he isn't there, no he is i just saw him"

by Chris December 21, 2004

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god

The almighty ruler of heaven and earth. Well thats "God". If your just talking about "a god" it could be Yahweh, Allah, Zeus, or even Bob if you want.
Some people do not believe in any god, and some believe in a symbolic one. These are the most brilliant people on the planet(including John Lennon & I). They understand that they will not appear in a fiery pit or anywhere else after they die. Yet they live as well as any Christian because they know that hell is every bit of guilt, depression, rejection, and pain felt in life, and that heaven is all comfort, happiness, love, and peace. Some pray to a god for hours everyday. Do they think He likes to, or is even able to listen to millions of people talk about their problems? They could spend that time doing good for the world and then they wouldn't feel so depressed, & would have friends to talk to instead of just God. If every minute spent praying for God to help the world was spent actually helping the world, we would live in heaven.

"I believe in God, but not as one thing, not as an old man in the sky. I believe that what people call God is something in all of us. I believe that what Jesus and Mohammed and Buddha and all the rest said was right. It's just that the translations have gone wrong." -John Lennon

by Jim Steele August 8, 2006

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God

God is love. God is real. The God of Abraham and Moses, father of Yeshua, created the Heavens and the Earth. No man comes to the Father except through Jesus Christ.

God said, "Let there be light."

by TheBlizz January 7, 2010

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