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to cover a womans asshole in maple syrup, and after ejaculating into her face and mouth, knocking her tooth out with a hockey stick
OMG!!! she's a total slut if u gave her canada's history.
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an interesting fact of canada is it is the home of the only living decendants of chuck norris and all are born with enormous trouser snakes that look strangely similar to a stack of 12 beer cans and are known for their sexual act the "canada's history" that has been made illegal by all those prudes in the USA because it has known to cause blindness to everyone in a 100 mile radius
i feel so dirty after experiencing canada's history for the first time
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When two people pee into your eyes, as you suck on a man's balls while he craps into your vagina.
Susan did the Canada-Mongoose with Rick, Jen, and Henry last night.
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When you take a gallon of maple syrup and pour it into someone's anus, then you take three pinecones and a beaver magazine, which is rolled into a muzzle, and shoot the pinecones out via pumping action.
After buying a jug of maple syrup at Costco, she became Canada's History.
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Noun; The act of having sex with a moose while its playing hockey and calling you "buddy".
My cousin told me about his friend from up north that used to get drunk pull something he called a "Canada's History". He said it only works when you're drunk though, otherwise you won't be able to hear the moose call you "buddy".
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Canada's History is a sexual act involving antlers, maple syrup, and the Stanley cup. The action is when the syrup is poured on the antlers as lube, then participant A, places the antlers into participant B's ass, or vagina. The cup is then used to catch any leaking fluids, juices, or bodily excrements.
"Dude, did you hear that they did Canada's History last night??" "Ugh! Thats fucked up!"
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When two individuals have intercourse involving one person shoving an open bottle of maple syrup into the others rectum and, similar to giving a creampie, shooting it deep into the small intestine.
The hole is then penetrated by either a man's member or the blade of a hockey stick, preferably made of the antlers of a moose
Man 1: Your girlfriend is such a dirty whore!
Man 2: Whoa, whoa, whoa, why the hell would you say that?
Man 1: She went to a party and let five guys give her Canada's History.
Man 2: Well, it's not the first time... Guess I could still try though, right?
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