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I got a sweet tooth for that hard rock candy. Makes me horny af yo.
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Candy Chicken is chicken that is candy.It's usually eaten off a stick.
That was some damn good candy chicken.
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The act of defecating into a jar (commonly used to store candy) and then placing said jar onto the highest shelf in one of the cupboards, with the intention that the foul smell will be difficult to locate.
Matt really pissed me off yesterday, so I filled up on burritos yesterday and left him a good ol’ candy jar in the kitchen this morning.
Candy Popper, where you or your partner spreads open your vagina fills it up with popping candy then licks the inside. Often used to describe a fetish.
"I know Jerry, he's a good Candy Popper."
"Joseph! You Candy Popper!"
"lmao have you tried the candy Popper"
1. When somebody has the most heinous sounding and or smelling flatulance after consuming too much candy and or liquor.
2. When consuming at an excess a treat that causes severe flatulence.
3. That sound you make early in the morning and blame on the dog.
Damn boy, Jesse sure does have that candy gas! It sounds and smells terrible!
A condom conveniently carried inside a man's wallet
Bro! Do you have any wallet candy?! My girl and I are hanging out tonight!