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When a concrete cowboy adds a Kings awning or other extremely cheap and common modification to an overpriced farm vehicle with manually operated windows, such as a 76/79 series LandCruiser.
Me mate just spent $120k on his game changing build in Hunters Hill!
A person so good looking, they are more than a dime.
Joe was a solid 7, but somehow managed to get a straight up pocket full of change to go out with him.
Spare Change: After going on a three day Vegas bender, you wake up in an unfamiliar Mexican motel, no wallet, no socks, and no cell phone plus a king size hangover. The only thing you have is the spare change your "escort" left for you on the night stand. Your wasted fantasy football bench points will feel like spare change, congratulations!
I benched Matt Ryan against the Saints, 30 wasted points, I am the Spare Change Award winner.
A song from the 1999 movie South Park: Bigger, longer, uncut.
Some people say that I'm a bad guy
They may be right, they may be right.
But its not as if I don't try
I just fuck up. Try as I might.
But I can change, I can change.
I can learn to keep my promises, I swear it.
I'll open up my heart and I will share it.
Any minute now I will be born again.
Yes, I can change, I can change.
I know I've been a dirty little bastard.
I like to kill, I like to maim, yes, I'm insane, but it's okay 'cause I can change.
It's not my fault that I'm so evil
It's society, society.
You see, my parents were sometimes abusive
And it made a prick of me.
But I can change, I can change!
I can learn to keep my promises, I swear it!
I'll open up my heart and I will show it...
Any minute now I will be born again!
What if you remain a sandy little butthole?
Hey Satan! Don't be such a twit.
Mother Teresa won't have shit
On me!
Just watch, just watch me change here I go I'm changing!!!
Heeeeeeey Satan!
Hey Jeff some guy said he Saw you watching me.... Um changing my shoes. 0-o
When you make a man nut and then nut in his ass
Man one: "Damn bro, my body feels stiff" Fagget: "Here bro, lemme give you a gay oil change"
A word that defines Chinese language
Yo Sam do speak Chinese? Oh yea Ching Chang Chong ( with Chinese accent)
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