A vagina. In a P-whipped dude or D-Bag kind of way.
Kenny: Bob "can't" go out tonight. He is being such a Slacks Clam.
Tom: I know. His new girlfriend wont let him leave her sight.
Joe: Look at all those frat boys smoking their Juul's. What a bunch of Slacks Clams!
Promiscuous butch lesbian that jumps from woman to woman.
Deloris is such a clam hopper!
When you double fist a female in the vagina, but she clinches down and you can't get your hands out.
Hey John, I was double fisting this chick the other day, but she put me in clam cuffs and I was stuck there for another hour!!
A foreskin clam is the process of smegma in the foreskin becoming hardened over time, eventually resulting in a calculus bridge - like substance in the foreskin. When peeled back, the victim of the foreskin clam will pull the clam out to reveal a ring like buildup that is somewhat shaped like a clam
Foreskin clams are solid buildup is said to be more excruciating than a kidney stone
The act of putting earbuds in a females butt, turning the volume all the way up, then putting your ear up to her vagina and jamming out.
Last night I was listening to Metallica on clam radio and it ruled!
When some seafood smelling women go naked in a sauna it smells like a clam bake
Hey Mark check out that clam bake!
a flying saucer that has landed on an earthlings roof. Most likely to enticing f@#$ing JAMS being bumped.
YO Darren had a roof clam on his house last week. Now his songs are playing through the airwaves!!