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A person who doesn't use common sense.
did you turn off the water. Stop being an Ass Clown
One who has had their head firmly inserted in their rectum for such a duration of time that they have become high on methane and now think that they are in fact brilliant masterminds of the universe here to solve every problem. Scientific studies have yet to conclude whether breathing your own methane for too long causes permanent mental retardation.
You: Hey what are you doing with these boxes?
Ass clown: Hey don't touch those! They're getting recycled because the earth is green mmmmmmmmmkay!?
You: They're in the doorway ass clown, move 'em!
when someone tries to voice their opinion on a conversation they just walked into, but their comment has no meaning or relevance and they end up making a total ass out of themselves
Bro1: "How about that cowboys game last night bro?"
Bro2: "Yeah, Romo killed it in the fourth quarter."
*kid walks in*
Fag: "Man I love football, you guys wanna be friends?"
Bro1: "Fuck off, clown noise."
to do something very desperate to make people laugh such as
wearing too much makeup
hitting yourself in the head with a plastic baseball bat
and other useless pranks ex. whoopee cushion
one who is a buzz-kill will often pop a clown
weird al is very good at popping a clown
When a clown comes to kill you in a dark place or in a lonely place
Bro I Think there's clown sightings over here
If you try to gain cloud but end up looking like a clown
That was so stupid I can’t even say you were clout chasing, this is straight up clown chasing
When a Clown wants to jerk off onto its outfit while talking to kids
Jerry The Clown: *Masturbates*
Sam: WOW Jerry Check you out you soggy clown