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When your cock is so long that you can spin it around, and can give your house electricity.
Guy 1: Dude, did you see John's windmill cock?
Guy 2: Yeah man, hes making use of that non-renewable energy
Someone who is constantly thinking about the cock. The person whose ideas either become drafted into cock masterpieces, or they become a cock fiend and sell drugs to get some cock.
Damn, man, that chick was fiending for your D. I'm telling you, bro, she's a serious cock ponderer.
The subtle art of dropping explicit pornographic playing cards in unsuspecting friends pockets or members of the public without there knowing.
For them later to find that what they was a there bank cards is in fact a hugely unsettling pornographic playing card. That usually creates a funny fit of laughter or a slightly more *shit-forget I still had them* reaction. Instead of throwing it away the Cock-Carded victim discretely puts it back in there pocket to view later.
Cock-Carding
An extremely small pellet shaped penis, similar to a cocktail sausage.
Girl, I love noshing on David's pellet cock while he strums my tuna canoe.
When I guy gets married, hitched, or otherwise becomes monogamous with a chick.
Guy 1: How are Jason and Sue getting on, anyway?
Guy 2: Shit, didn't you hear? He's gonna park cock the first Saturday in June!
Guy 1: Damn, what a sucker.
The opposite of cock block. Advancing your own interests in a female ahead of another guy.
Jeez Ben was supposed to be Brendan’s wingman, but instead cock advanced himself and went home with Anna!