gear shift dildo

stick of a car used as a dildo by women sexualy excited by car, truck, vans or other motor vichecls

Dude! Whys my stick wet and smell like puss?! Dude I think your woman used it as a gear shift dildo

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big black dildo

Massive floppy rubber dildo molded from the massive cock of Mandingo. Usually used in gay porn and Bro Rape. Can be found at Walmart or any family shopping centers. Usually need Lube or may cause bleeding and sever burning. Need to spray Axe body spray before using for max pleasure. Must be at least 6 years old to use or may kill you. Must keep away from cat or they may explode. In case it is in the hands of a retard shoot him in the head.

Bro1: Hey bro want to go up to my room and chill?

Bro2: ALright sure man

Bro1: Hey man get on the bed so i can shove this big black dildo into your nice hairy asshole.

Bro2: Alright man but be Gentle.

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DILDO mattic 5000

The best dildo ever made comes with its own built in sack battery pack and recharger kit

Hey did you see my dildo mattic 5000

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big green dildo

A massive candle filled with gains. It's literally an unstoppable force that smashes resistances and raises the floor.

"Dude, did you see that big green dildo? It totally broke resistance last night, it's exactly the type of pump we needed.

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Giant flying dildo

Noun
1. Mike Zabinski
2. One of any number of idiotic tyrants, but mostly Mike Zabinski.

Giant flying dildos thrive off the misery of others, and charge people for the privilege of working for them.

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frozen turd dildo.

take a steamy dump in a condom. freeze it. and then stick er in the cunt. also known as "the lumpy lad"

frozen turd dildo.

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Alien Dildo Bong

Christine Sydelko fucking made this

We made an alien dildo bong on the internet.