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Another name for Diarrhea, most commonly after eating spicy food.
I think I need to make a dirty squeaker
When you stick your thumb in a girls asshole then wipe the shit across her forehead
I did the Dirty Mufasa to my girl last night and she freaked the fuck out
When doing something extremely stupid while performing a sexual act, usually while trying to make masturbation more pleasurable or adventurous.
Mike: Man I thought it would really feel awesome if I heated my fake vagina in the microwave. But when I stuck my dick in the fake pussy it was like sticking my dick in molten lava. The plastic CyberSkin actually stuck to my dick. It looked like a red birch tree with all the skin falling off.
Colby: Wow that was really dumb I would have stuck my finger in first. You really pulled a dirty farrar.
The act of shoving a tablespoon up a mans gaping asshole and the dancing on his back with 3 dingos while La Campanella plays in the background
Yeah diego did a dirty diegui with his partner
The sexual act of combining the shocker with cunnilingus. Make sure your hands are clean and your fingernails are trimmed because if you want to be doing it right you'd better have excellent personal hygiene. This position works best while prone, make sure you are giving consistent g spot pressure and are breathing through your nose. This is the supreme way of treating your partner with foreplay.
Dave: Doing anything special with your wife for Valentine's day?
Greg: I'm gonna bless her with The Dirty Lenny and make her cum a bunch so that she doesn't feel so bad about my otherwise general sexual laziness.
When you take a ferret, shove it up your ass and then shit it out onto your partners chest
Hey baby, you down for a dirty Darrian later *wink*
when a man puts his penis in a womans ass like the nozzle of a gas pump, then urinates in her as if he was filling a car with gasoline. then he puts a dildo in her ass to act ass the gas cap. he then sits on her back while she crawls around making car noises and he moves his dick around like a gearshift.
yes! my girlfriend wants to do the dirty gearshift with me tonight! vroom vroom!