Double Duece

Flipping someone the double bird, a la Strong Bad stylie. The best way to flip someone off.

All of the Bitches deserve to be given some double duece action.

double fatty

What you feel like when you have just eaten a lot of cake, or have just laid around the apartment all day.

Joe: man, i haven't gotten out of the house all day. i'm a fatty
Jeff: I haven't gotten out all day and I ate a whole birthday cake. I'm a double fatty.

double tap

to hit the trigger twice

Osama Bin Laden knows all about the double tap.

double-dare

The first counter of a dare. Can only be countered by a triple-dog-dare.

Not to be confused with the television show "Double Dare", as the TV show lacks a hyphen.

A: I dare you to dance with Noreen.

B: Well, I double-dare you to dance with Noreen.

double decker double wide

known as a gigantic tour bus

Will work for my double decker double wide.

~Keller Williams

Double Cough

The uncontrollable series of coughs that come after you take a big swag of your hard unmixed liquor.

A: You can tell Johnnys pretty drunk already.
B: How so?
A: No double cough.

double dipstick

A thin tube, rod, or otherwise thin long object used to insert into the urethra of one gentleman half way. The other end is inserted into another gentlemans urethra, the result, double dipsticking.

Jims: Yo bro, you got the double dipstick?

Slapdick: Yeah man.

Jims: Sweet, my dick has been itching for a double-dipsticking.