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Duck Law

After the late Matthew Dutkiewicz, "Duck Law" is anything one may say at random times that has got to be (by popular decision) an utter lie and made up fictional subject to convey a point that is so untrue it has got to be true. Hence it is "Duck Law". "Duck Law" only works through persistent argument.

Matt: I'm ganna get a 5 dollar scratch-off, you ALWAYS win money off those

Leland: What? No you don't

Matt: Ya you do, all the time, it never fails bro

Leland: Your not ganna win!

Brendan: Don't argue with him.. He's pulling some sort of "Duck Law" here

by BBryant November 25, 2009

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ducks and drakes

UK term for skimming stones across the surface of a body of water. (origin obscure)

To relax Archie would spend hours on the beach alone with his thoughts whilst playing ducks and drakes

by black flag May 29, 2004

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Hoe duck

A female under the impression that she's a bright person. She looks like she's had a shit tone of heroin

"Mate did you hear Destiny talking shit earlier, I think she's losing it look at her." "Yea bro she's a fucken hoe duck"

by Hoe Duck(by Adog) November 9, 2020


Duck style

Duck style is basically doggy style between 2 autistic people and at the end they both end up hurt.

Helen and jamie did duck style.

by N_E_K June 6, 2016


Duck Bung

A dirty asshole. A bunghole that’s a little muddy from a bad wipe job. Makes one walk with a bit of a wobble so as to keep them greasy cheeks apart and avoid skid marking the underwear.

I was hitting her from behind and each thrust was wafting her dunk bung.

I got the duck bung. It’s itchy. Pull over at that gas station so I can run in an wipe.

by Dick Onchin November 18, 2020


Duck Boy

Someone who's Fuckin Clapped

That Jonny Allan guy looks like a Duck Boy

by ChelseaRshit December 2, 2019


Duck Moment

Use this term when someone is being an absolute chad. Often said when someone is getting lots of bitches or just having mega chad behaviour.

Person 1: Yo they were having a whole ass Duck Moment
Person 2: They were really thinking like the top g

by AndrewTate’sCar August 31, 2022