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Defenition 1
A term used to describe a complete and total mega douche asshole who gets a woman because he looks or acts like Edward Cullen.
Defenition 2
Also can be used as an insult to someone who thinks their to good (for whatever their reason is) to fight you.
In both versions it tends to be said quickly so as to partially confuse who its being used on and for the fact that it sounds better that way though its not necessary.
Example 1
Bob: Hey did you see Kirstens new boy friend
Fred:yeah he's just an Edward Cullens Sparkle Pyre Pussy Bitch
Example 2
Joe: Hey man I don't want to fight your not worth it
George: Oh looks like we got an Edward Cullens Sparkle Pyre Pussy Bitch on our hands here
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A school for posh little bitches whose parents are rich fuckers
What school are you going to
king Edwards vi camp hill for girls
What's that
Where all the posh snobby bitches from Solihull go
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Dated the ranga Charlotte like 100 times, likes his cousin keylia.
John: Oh did you just fuck a sheep?
Nash: Yeah, they call me Chayse Edwards
Hi im Edward I like Fortnite and plays with bros and if u ever meet u will be happy very happy
Edward Allen is being defined as a small kid with Cuntness skills
A teenager with a very large penis and makes every girl wet just by looking at them
Look it’s Blake Edwards
I heard he has a huge dick.omg he just looked at me and I knew wet now
This guy tends to go for girls who like to get drunk. He then uses his power while they are sleeping. His dad drives round in white vans and invites kids in by offering them hotdogs. he lives on a farm and loves little girls just like his father.
See that guy over there, he’s definitely a Ewan Edwards