Something impossible/ something really weird
“I think she’s a right weirdo”
“You know what they say ; you can’t put a pickle on an elephant !”
When you try to drink water with your mouth but you accidently sniff the water, it goes up your nose and you exhale aggressively making the water squirt everywhere out of your snout
Me: *Tries to drink water but sniffs it instead. exhales aggressively getting her wet *
Mom: OMG will you stop elephanting you retard
Claiming more importance/priority for the sake of it.
Enjoy my elephanting OP
The invigorating and erotic action of a group gathering around a baby elephant and ejaculating on it. The elephant is then forced to drink and shoot the semen out of the blow-hole on it's trunk.
**This method may be used on humans but it will result in a smaller splash radius***
Jack and the boys are going out on a safari to go elephanting on Eli the elephant
I was told that if I make a definition for this I would get and elephant penis.
"Please give me and Elephant Penis"
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when two naked female elephants fuck soo much they engulf each other in their loose vaginal lobe flaps.
when i was on a trip in a safari i saw the most horrible elephant flaps!!
The haggard condition of ones flaps after child birth.
"after my 7th child was born the Miss's had elephant-flaps"