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Punk music on estrogen. Often acoustic guitar with soft, high male vocals that dwell exessively on the singer's feelings, especially melancholy remembrances of past relationships/mistakes in life. A form of music that diverged from punk in the '80s, the name "emo" is derived from the emotive style of the lyrics and music. This genre has lately been marketed heavily by the music industry to teenagers with bands such as Dashboard Confessional and Taking Back Sunday, and has seen much commercial and mainstream success. The music has also spawned a subculture which conforms to certain conventions in dress such as tight sweatshirts, tight band T-shirts and horn-rim glasses. Adherents profess to exessively melancholy temperments. Males that adhere to the emo subculture are sometimes confused with metrosexuals; indeed the line between the two is somwhat blurred, though both groups claim to be intouch with their emotional side. The ephemeral and hackneyed nature of emo songwriting suggests that its audience will be restricted largely to teenagers. the genre suffers from a lack of credibility outside the aforementioned demographic group, much like current Nu Metal bands.
girlfriend: C'mon, lets have sex.
boyfriend: I'm too sad to have sex.
girlfriend: I'm sad too; lets have sex and cry.
boyfriend: I'm already crying.
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A term I made up that will probably never be used except by me maybe once resulting in me looking like a tool... It basically means you want to cancel the thought, possibility, and/or misconception of anything emo that you have just said or done or what you are about to say or do.
Meant to be the equivillent of the term no homo but being situationally different.
I almost cried when my favorite band finally hit the stage... No emo.
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Emoing- the act of acting like a depressed suicidal worthless piece of crap. Altho many people consider emoing it' to be an act of the devil and/or jackie c. sometimes emoing it can be good for ones health. After a long emo sess. one feels refreshed and relaxed much of the same feeling as one recieves after pleasuring themselves.
Nicky- Ayo did you see that kid in the purple saturn emoing it?
Dipper- Nah man why what was he doing?
how could you tell?
Nicky- he was dildaring,and cranking a butt while listening to evril lagvine on the radio
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Diction that is delivered in the same fashion as no homo that reverses possible assumption of emo characteristics. This may refer to emo music, emo fashion, emo lyrics, emo moshing, 'emo people', etc.
Some people may even use the term to REPLACE no homo, believing it to hold the same meaning either way.
Example 1: "I prefer smaller shirts...no emo."
Example 2: "I hate it when bands go mainstream...no emo."
Example 3: "I made a song yesterday using my blog...no emo."
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person: casually watching world famous kids show spongebob squarepants, eventually a title card showing the word emos, he anguished for he is one himself,
person1: hey bro i found this funny meme about emos
person2: EMOS?!?
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Invariable self-description of any emo band.
Singer of xXTragicHeartfallXx: "We're not emo."
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An airborne disease caught by associating one's self with one of the infected. In order to prevent contracting "The Emo" one must maintain a ten foot radius around one's self from the infected. Be sure to also wear bright colors and a smile to be 100% safe from becoming one of the infected.
"Josh: Did you hear? Tom caught The Emo!
Courtney: How?
Josh: He got too close to one of the infected while walking past the razor section in CVS.
Courtney: Well, I guess we're not hanging out with Tom anymore..."
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