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When something is so boring you have nothing to do all day other than masterbate.
"how was work?"
"it was so fanny flickingly boring i wore out the batteries in my rabbit."
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A dress specially designed for the female vagina, usually sold at Romford Market for a fiver.
Sharon took an enormous liking to her fantastic, gorgeous, polka dotted fanny dress. She decided to go to her local disco to show it off.
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where a female pulls out a good joke through her fanny!! But it has to be a good joke otherwise it wont be banter!!
girls fanny: what did the policeman say to the snowman
male: i dunno
girls fanny: freeze
Fanny banter is such good banter!!
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he was a fanny goat 2 her
and gave her a b j in return
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To fuck an oldie.
Old fuck expired sex 70yr old desperate virgin sex b4 death
Dude? You ok?
"Yeah, i had a granny fanny fuck last night"
Oh shit! How was that?!
"The bitch was 80 man! I had to revive her with my dick!"
The unscrupulous dinner lady that also wanted to suck your cock
Fanny Licker Kendal caught us in the math block toilets and tried to preform her act
When you and your mates are sitting somewhere and a group of girls walk past and that you imply for him to go get there snap or number.
You: I smell Fanny
Him: i think its just you mate i think they are butters