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shoe flu

shoe flu is a temporary psychological disease when you associate yourself with a particular type of shoe, and getting that pair defines you.

Avril Lavigne had a shoe flu for Converse shoes.

by theGodWithManyWords November 24, 2016


Swine Flu Monitor

The office bitch who practically forces co-workers to go home if they show the slightest bit of "illness".

Jimmy Joe finally went home after the Swine Flu Monitor harrassed him for an hour after he sneezed.

by idolatro15 September 28, 2009


Lazy Pig Flu

Seasonal disorder which occurs when the sun comes out all the women in the office/school/place of work etc suddenly start croaking down the phone that they are 'ill' until the sun disappears and they return to work fully tanned to the max - it seems the sunshine and lazing about works wonders for LPF!!!!

Baz 'Just got a call from princess, seems she's ill'
Dai'Lazy Pig Flu don't you mean'

by jaga-jack May 5, 2009


New flu

Covid-19

Unbeknownst to the masses COVID-19 has become the new flu

by Buteo Pollo January 12, 2022


Pizza Flu

When you eat so much pizza that you become physically sick.

Did you hear about Jack? He got the pizza flu.

by JimmyKangCornDog October 27, 2015


Swine Flu

catching the swine flu’ to be used as a way to make fun of a friend for hooking up with an overweight woman

Chris caught the swine flu last night.”

by C-10 February 17, 2011


Swine Flu

Verb: A way to get out of writing a midterm and have the marks deferred to your final.

Guy 1: Dude, I have not yet opened my chem book.

Guy 2: Just swine flu that shit.

by Srt123456 February 10, 2010