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fantasy football asshole

Someone being arrogant, rude, obnoxious, or just a total dickhead . A real prick that makes you feel so shitty in the inside. A passive-aggressive jerk. Constantly talking shit in the fantasy football league no matter what his record is.

"J0-EE is the biggest fantasy football asshole in our league!"
asshole
dickhead

by cazed September 26, 2013

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monkey fucking a football

When someone is marching out of step (bouncing)

Sgt. Amos: Herte, get your ass in step. You're bouncing like a monkey fucking a football !!

by Tom Highway October 26, 2007

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Australian Rules football

premier sporting code in Australia. alot better than wogball.
contrary to popular beleif, it is more popular than soccer in australia. and is alot better than that cuntish sport, rugby which those fuckhead queenslanders and New south welshmen call "Footy" which portrays the stupidity of these people as the ball rarely makes contact with the foot.

AFL draws larger crowds than soccer and rugby league week in week out, thus making it better.

Contrary to popular beleif, soccer is shit, Australian rules football is australia's only true footy code.

by peter6666 October 4, 2006

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John long football

Best players in the state, They will beat any middle school in the country, and will beat Wiregrass!!!

James: name one good football team

Reed:John long football

by Mitchell M. October 21, 2019

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Living room football

A game of football played in ones living room, usually played whilst intoxicated.

Man, that rum was good, up for some Living Room Football?

by TheMoogSpider November 10, 2009

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Colorado Football Party

when a bunch of us guys, take some rookie right...and then coach throws us a killer party and supplies us with really hot bitches....and then, shit dude, c'mon, haha, you know!! ALLRIGHT!!

hey, lets take rookie to a colorado football party. CU, ALL THE WAY!!

by Retroit July 12, 2004

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Fantasy Football Bushleague

A phrase used to describe a Fantasy Football League that is of poor competition, standards, and unsportsmanlike. AThe Bushleague falls into grey area because technically no rules are being broken, and if rules are being broken there is a lack of accountability and oversight, thus offenders face no consequence. A person who contributes to a league being labeled a "Bushleague" often abuses technicalities, loose rules, and gentlemen/handshake deals. A Fantasy Football Commissioner should be proactive in the issues within a league before their precious league is labeled a "Bushleague." Someone who commonly plays with antics that are considered bushleague, would be considered a "bushleaguer". Both "bushleague" and "bushleaguer" can be used to describe a league that needs rebuilding, or a player of poor regard.

"Man, the commissioner wanted everyone's buy-in money before the draft, but it has been over a week since the championship, and he still hasn't paid out! And he won't return calls or texts...This is a real bushleague!

"Did you see him screenshot the live point breakdown when he lost? Not knowing a sack doesn't count as negative rushing yards. LOL, He's a real Bushleaguer bro. He should start his own fantasy football bushleague for underachievers

by FF_GOAT January 12, 2022

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