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It is the "Final" post, and or entry a person makes before they delete their account. The user is normally back within a week because they are to addicted to the site
Person1: This is my Death Post, I am deleting this account...
Person2: Hey that is sad, I hope you have a good life
Person1: **Deletes account**
**Week later**
Person3: Hey person2, remember person1?
Person2: yeah
Person3: Im person1, couldnt stop my addiction
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Faeces that have been inside a dead person's body for many days after their death and are finally expelled due to muscular movement during fermentation of the corpse.
geez.. she really smells like a death poo today!
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When a LAD has used his womb broom in one too many clunges and picked up something that he really wish he hadn't, thus turning it into a yoghurt slinger, snot rocket or AIDS baster if you will.
My mate Mitch who has been slaying girls at uni and sending their nudes to the rugby whatsapp group for bants went and got the clap! He's totally got a Death Cock now!
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When two people are together for a long time the gradually stop having sex
Riley and Tory experienced complete bed death a long time ago. It's a wonder they're still together.
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A glare you give a adversary when you want to win. It can be very scary or it can be heavenly
I gave newton the death glare when I beat him in a balancing contest
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Air pollution in major cities that prevent people from seeing the stars at night and sometimes from seeing the sun during the day.
I couldn't see the lunar eclipse last night because I live under the death cloud in L.A.
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A person who carves symbols of death or ritual evil into his/her arm while listening to death metal.
"Keith is a total death arm. Did you see his arm? He carved "Slayer" into it while listening to "Seasons in the Abyss" on his iPod.
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