sexual intercourse with a bagel.
most often covered in cream cheese.
Tom-Dude were have you been?
Joe-I was fuckin bagels.
Tom-Fuckin B.
Joe-Why?
Tom-It has more holes.
This is the outcome of fucking some clinger dinger several times. She starts showing up at your work. She wants to have your baby. She pranks you all night after seeing gals liking your post.
Bro 1-Man you alright? You seem like your ready to detonate?
Bro 2-No I'm not al-fuckin-right! I been droppin loads in that crazy blonde for a week. Now she is on my 24/7. She turns up everywhere I'm at. Guess I be fuckin the shortbus.
What one calls someone when they are about to fucking kill them because they are mean
The act of plowing your significant other whilst trying to hold in a fart and maintain your boner.
I was boning the ol battle axe and had the fuckin’ farts so bad I lost my bone diggity.
Scoring lots of points and hitting crazy shots in nba 2k.
Fuckin Dave, or just Dave, is the main character of the Youtube channel It's Fuckin Dave. He is known for his cringy, edgelord style of comedy, and for the memewar which he started with Feminists Against Trolls. He, along with Dream Stand and Lil' D make up the main characters of the Daibuverse.
Dave: "What the fuck is up everybody, it's Fuckin' Dave! First name Fuckin, last name Dave."
Dream Stand: "YEAEAeaeAeAAAAAHhhh, minecraftporn"
when you are hooking up with an individual and they say "grab them fuckin cuffs"
ex. "grab them fuckin cuffs"