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Thoughtfully tending to your ladygarden; jilling off.
Lady Chatterley thought of Mellors and his John Thomas as she indulged in a little garden meditation.
The process pleasuring yourself with a garden variety salad and adding you own special sauce
I went to the salad bar to give myself the old Harden Garden
A one to three floor apartment building usually without an elevator, or more accurately all the fun of living at the SPCA if it was conjoined with a middle-school band class.
I wanted to find a condo, but I'll keep living garden style until I'm driven mad by my neighbors saxophone solos.
A druggie that sticks to the stuff that grows in the dirt. Eg: marijuana, shrooms, and poppy seeds.
Guy1: "hey, wanna pop some zans?"
Guy2:"nah, I'm a garden junkie. All natural."
When someone is too fucking stupid to spell “Guardian” correctly (even with autocorrect) and says “fuck it, good enough”. Or quite possibly failed the second grade and was pushed through the educational system as a part of “no child left behind”.
I have garden angels everywhere I go!
You've got the liquid shits so bad you hose the mud garden
Had some serious chilli and now it's time to hose the mud garden