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A mathamatical gardener who once worked for the king of athena. In the land of the gods.
And the Mathamtaticus Gardener saw athena and swiftly offered his head but he was rejected intimately.
Great song by punk band Bad Religion
What an atomic garden!
Not a very well-known rapper in the community, but is sure to be on the rise when he drops his single “quench.” He mostly raps about AIDS and shit.
Man, I can’t wait for “quench” by Lil Garden Hose to drop.
A 3-pack of beer in alumimum cans usually sold at liquor stores and 7-11s. Each beer ranges anywhere from 18oz-25oz and only comes in major brands. Commonly purchased by or for teams of gardeners for consumption during or after a job on a hot summer day.
Wife: What's this 3-pack of Miller Lite doing in the fridge, honey? I thought you only drink Scotch.
Husband: Oh, I bought that for Jose and his guys when they come over to mow the lawn this afternoon. Its going to be 95 degrees outside. I thought I'd get them a gardener pack to cool off afterwards.
A religious institution that does not follow its own belief system.
“I honestly know any churches I can point you in the direction to go to, this town is full of sham gardens.” - Danielle H.
A person whom will begin playing games with his/her friends and then suddenly stop and then rarely ever come back to it. They’ll use excuses of all varieties and never truly commit.
Person 1: Hey, is Billy going to play games with us tonight?
Person 2: Nah, he’s a total “Tea Garden”, he’ll probably say he has a headache or he wants to watch a movie for the fifth night in a row.
This ugly bitch that looks like she is about to lose all her hair by the age of 16 and is so fucking ugly that it makes you cringe and is so fucking annoying and should kill her self.
Dude look at the Spring Garden dog with mange thats fucking disturbing.