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A male who despite being caring and respectful to his female friends and acquaintances will never become anything more than "just a friend" to them. These guys will often pay attention and offer advice to their attractive female friends problems about their arrogant, douche-bag boyfriend only to see her dump that asshole and end up with someone even worse than him. This is because the majority of women, especially in their teenage years want to find muscular, good-looking, fashion conscious, pricks with enough confidence to diminish their insecurities enough so they can sleep at night without cutting themselves or consulting bulimia. Unfortunately this leaves the good guy in the shade, despite him being a better person, and being ten times the man her boyfriend is. Usually when girls say they want a "nice guy" he's usually some pantload with a foreign accent and a weird hairstyle. Luckily not all girls are like this and when the good guy finds these girls, he'll realize good things come to those who wait.
Girl 1- omg look at jean-pierre, he's soo hot!
Girl 2- I kno right! If he asked me out it would make my life!
Good guy- You don't even know him.
Girl 1- oh but I heard hes such a great guy!
Good guy- Once again, you dont even know him.
Girl 2- Jean pierre!!(then ducks and whispers) did he see me?
Good guy-....
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Girl- Omg Kyle, Nick cheated on me!
good guy- again?
Girl- yea, I thought he changed but he didn't
good guy- why would he change he's been an ass all his life.
Girl- you know what your right, Im going to go out with Darrien next.
good guy- but he's even worse. say why don't you and I go out sometime?
Girl- uhm I'm ok, I think that we should just stay friends.
good guy- oh..
Girl- Im sorry!
good guy- its ok.. go out out with whats his face.
Girl- thanks for being so supportive Kyle, your such a good guy.(she hangs up immediately after)
good guy- fuck
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The term "Ray Guy" is used to describe a unattractive man that is dating, married, hooking up, or otherwise attached to a much more attractive female. This term comes from a kicker in the National Football League, Ray Guy, who would punt the ball so far downfield that he has effectively outkicked his coverage. Some might consider being called a "Ray Guy" to be an insult while others wear their "ray guy" with pride.
Did you see that dudes wife? Man, he's Ray Guy!
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When you are in an odd-numbered person situation and everyone else pairs off to do something fun (usually sex) and you're left by yourself on the couch to watch t.v., play video games, eat leftovers, do something not as fun as everyone else. In horror movies, this character is usually the first one to die to demonstrate how the monster works.
"Hey man! How was the party last night?"
"Sucked, bro. I was the only single guy there and everyone else was paired off and fucking in the bedrooms by 11. I was the guy on the couch eating cold pizza and watching Matlock reruns by myself."
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four bros who fuck shit up literally and crush nattys all day long
Did you see the four guys? They are so badass.
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Damn bro, you see that new movie called The Bad Guys. The furries are going nuts
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The actual name of the COO of Wells Fargo during some seriously dark times for the institution.
Variation of "This Guy Fucks" from Silicon vally.
Can be used as a verb as well "Dude, you absolutely Fuch"
Reymondo: "Hey - just learned that our Irish buddy switched all his banking over to WF"
Flowbro: "That Guy Fuchs"
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Someone who lacks the ability to be serious.
Jes is a terrible gm, he’s an unserious guy
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