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Someone who has been fat their entire life but for some "reason" (plastic surgery, gastric,.. etc) is now thin and act like they are the shit!
Erica: Have u seen Lulu? she was at the bar last night acting like she was the shit! how did she lose so much weight?
Laura: Ugg Who cares she will always be a PIG AT HEART!
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A graphic sex act referring to a deck of cards. The guy shuffles the deck against the girl's bean and slowly takes one card out after the other until on the Nine of Hearts remains. Then with the heavily used card, he rolls it up and does a line of coke off her butthole.
Just picked up a fresh deck of cards from the magic shop today, can't wait to Nine of Hearts Karen tonight.
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Someone who demonstrates an obvious lack of rhythm while dancing, usually at a club.
Dude, that Macarena is having a heart attack over there.
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When two guys sit on each other's asses while penetrating each other looking opposite directions looking like a fucked up face card
"Bro you wanna be top or bottom?", Dude 1
"Can't decide.. King of Hearts?", Cova (Dude 2)
"King of Hearts!" , Dude 1
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If you can black out the disney characters you're in for one of the best games you'll ever play.
That kingdom hearts game kicks arse.
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High shock value party favorite -whipping out and squeezing your balls AND cock with 1 hand until they turn purple. For emphasis, the free hand should be flailing over your head while you gyrate your hips and sing Rod Stewart's "Do Ya Think I'm Sexy?"
So then Carl jumped on the coffee table and showed his chicken heart to everyone at the tupperware party!
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-Hey! have you heard? The Kooks release a new album!
-Yes, Junk of the Heart!
-Can’t wait for September 12th !
-Yeah, me neither. They are the best band ever!
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