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1) March through January
2) Every month but February
3) The opposite of Black history month
1) April
2) "sorry, I can't this year. I'm celebrating White history month."
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sex act that creates permanent dis-connection between the synapses in each of the participants brains wich link grammar and motor function.
see definitions at urban dictionary . com for results of participants and their subsequent ramblings after performing Canadas History.
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When you fuck your woman on the back of a moose, so that one of the antlers can penetrate her ass, in front of beaver children, and, right before you cum, you take the antler out of her ass, empty a bottle of maple syrup in it and smack her with a hockey stick
A: Dude I totally gave that girl I picked up last night Canada's History
B: No way!
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The most depreaved sex act ever, it involves Colin Mochrie, Avril Lavigne a hockey stick and maple syrup.
Dude I totattly just gave that chick Canada's history last night.
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As defined by The Colbert Report - A rough sex act involving the spreading of a woman's vagina with Moose antlers while pouring a giant gallon jug of syrup over the Stanley Cup, then proceeding to bend the cup at a 90* angle. After proper lube has been accomplished, the purveyor of Canada's History proceeds to reverse fist the Stanley Cup into the womans well lubed anus and vagina. Completing the act with the drinking of a crappy beer and combing of your own manly facial hair.
You seen LeRoy today eh? Last night he showed Martha Canada's History. Poor woman.
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When a lover takes moose antlers to sexually pleasure their partner. Once an orgasm is reached the one using the antlers says "And that's how Canada got it's name!"
Dude I totally gave my girlfriend a bit of Canada's History last night!
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sexual act involving stanley cup, moose antlers and maple syrup. typically involves 2 female participants and 1 male. In most iterations female A impales her vagina on one side of the moose antler while female B sits on the other side. The male actor is then felated by both females while dumping maple syrup over their faces and repeatedly slamming them on the head with the stanley cup. this happens until all parties climax.
dude, i canada history'd until I could hear the stanley cup hitting some bitch in the head in my sleep. canada's history
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