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pseudo-country-bumpkin wisdom uttered in response to news item or rumor designed to scandalize a political opponent.
The idea is that the rumor is either very easily refuted or is unimportant to the public, and thus is as worthless as a dog who won't hunt.
Bush is trying to spread rumors about Kerry's Vietnam record but that dog won't hunt.
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slicing open your partner's wrist and inserting penis inside the initial slit
"The hunt's tomato tickler strikes again," said grandma.
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Using full (night before garbage collection) rolling green garbage cans launched at high speeds to cause severe vandalism to cars and property.
Good places for ripe goblins are - houses with baby toys in the yard (diapers), houses with lots of pets, painters houses,
Good places to deploy goblins are long road stretches with rich snoby people
How To - get 4 people in a fast 4 door car, ride around and grab 4 goblins with good wheels - VERY IMPORTANT!!!!, next roll the goblins beside the car with your hand holding the goblin and accellerate to roughly 80-90mph find your targets and let each person release their green goblin. Results will vary every time but the outcome is always the same, if the goblin impacts the taget gets fubared.
yo man, Andy went out to Bartlett in the civic green goblin hunting. I bet he made a mess out of a couple of Escalades
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avoidant personality and inferiority complex
Max has Good Will Hunting complex because he went through a lot when growing up. Give him some slack, won't ya!
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When, upon sensing an impending climax, the male removes his organ, leaves the room and proceeds to find a random area in the house in which to blow his load. Following completion, the other partner(ers) is offered a reward for finding (and taking pictures with) the recent deposit.
Me: I'm about to blow. Hold on real quick
Her: I'm ready for the money shot
Me: *comes back 30 seconds later*
Her: Where'd it go?
Me: "Time for a milwaukee scavenger hunt."
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trash can hunting is the sport of driving around in your friends SUV and hitting trash cans. this sport was created in 2008 by robert gaudreau and andrea payne. some crews use baseball bats and golf culbs for more dammage on the cans.this sport is mostly practiced by punk teenagers on the east coast or east side. a normal car consists of 4 or 5 riders.
1 driver
1-2 look out(s)
2-3 smashers
robb "what are you doing this week"
bryan "idk"
robb "i propose we go trash can hunting"
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Hunting for a homosexual male to deliver anal sex, generally with the hunter being on the receiving end.
Billy is going on a unicorn hunt because he wants to get his ass plugged.
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