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A derogatory adjective, hinting at an individual's stupidity or lack of sense
"Florida man fights crocodile and wins while masturbating and running away from the police simultaneously."
"Florida man donates 47 kidneys to local non-profit organisation"
Florida is most famous for its chicken-boxing. Chicken boxing is the act of boxing a chicken, and or making chickens box. If Florida residents box a chicken, looking at my stats, there is a 40% chance the Floridian will win as they are out of shape and 14% of that 40% lose because they broke the simple rule of 'don't eat the chicken.'
Florida is also known for the elaborate robber heists they pull. A man nearly escaped when robbing 'The Floridians Very Very Rich BANK.' When questioned, apparently the officers did not see him hide in a cardboard box when the police entered the building. In Florida, it is being named the most elaborate and high-tech epic heist of the Florida Century. (The Florida Century is, like, two months.)
Person 1: Hey, you wanna go to Florida for a vacation?
Person 2: No, sorry, I chicken-box with my cousins in Alabama
Person 1: A-..ALABAMA?!
The space between the penis and them balls.
Yo! My florida be sweatin’ right now!
Holy roly poly eating guacamole! Is that an aligator? Are we in Florida?
A place where crazy crimes happen
A Florida man was caught last week for throwing dildos at crocodiles and at children.