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When you can't remember anything the morning after drinking too much and you're looking around or calling people for clues to what happened.
Girl, it's a Nancy Drew morning! I don't even remember coming home! I'm not hungry though, so we must've ate something last night, I'm checking for clues.... the trash can for empty packages and the dishwasher for dirty dishes. What do you remember?
The fairy who visits men in the night, mysteriously leaving them with a woody when they awake.
"I was visited by the morning wood fairy last night..."
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Troy and Abed's exclusive TV show mentioned throughout the how 'Community'
Troy and Abed in the morning
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First action of a normal man who has an itch at the pubic area. The action provides with great pleasure to the male, and helps him to be awake for the rest of the day.
This morning I had the most annoying itch at my scrotum, actually it woke me up!, so I had my Morning Ballsack-Scratch to help myself.
It’s exactly what you think it is. Anonomous gay encounters in the morning. Get On -- Get Off -- Get Out.
I said I had an early meeting, but it was actually a meeting with some morning wood club wood.
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The name for the process in which you have a big bowel movement after a long night of drinking
I woek uip at that party and had a huge morning after dump
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The extremely powerful and loud fart one generates after waking up in the morning. It can happen either in bed, or while taking the morning pee. When it happens its extremely satisfying and personally amusing and is usually followed with a "WHOA!". Normally there is no smell, only hang time. When done in while taking a shit you can see the toilet water part or ripple.
Dude Matt, I ripped a power morning fart so powerful that it blew out my house windows and made the cat shit it's pants!
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