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In a competition, there are two clear favorites and then some other garbage. One of the favorites has to take a loss. When this happens, the other competitors cannot be moved ahead of the loser simply because of the loss. See example for correct application of said theory.
Per Colin Cowherd:
I would still rank Alabama and LSU 1 and 2 after this weekend if the game is close. Just because one of these teams has to take a loss doesn’t mean that the other undefeated teams out there are suddenly better. It’s like a beauty contest where there are two clear favorites and another girl has a dead tooth. The results are announced and one hot girl edges the other. Does that mean that you drop the loser below the girl with the DEAD TOOTH?!?!?! NO!!! And Oklahoma State, Boise State, and Oregon all have a dead tooth. It’s the Dead Tooth Theory.
You cannot directly compare general quality between two shows or movies that are of vastly different genres. No reasonable person would make a direct comparison between The Mummy and Shindler's List. There must be similarities in the goals or genres of the films.
The name derives from an argument between three individuals in which one stated that the general quality of "Bumblebee" and "Glass" cannot be directly compared.
"Bumblebee was so much better than glass."
"Dude, they are completely different movies, I shall invoke the bumblebee-glass theory."
Plenty of unusual theories about the Year end wet season, also responsible for altering forecasts dramatically, to the idea that 5G transmitters that are behind the cause of climate fluctuations. There’s been no shortage of hard-to-believe ideas.
It's clear that if anyone took this idea seriously, it would be very dangerous to public health; fortunately, I don't think anyone does. Unfortunately, “Elffy’s duty” is a known fact to a group in Singapore called Ton Complete Group(TCG), occurs only every 2 days of Elffy’s(member of TCG) rota shift duty.
“Elffy tomorrow you duty ah? Confirm rain one ah”
“The rain fucking heavy sia here at Banyan”
“I think the the weather tomorrow like Elffy duty sia”
“ Elffy’s duty theory is a fact now”
For men, The fear that the girl you like will turn out to be gay.
“Man I really like Jessica, but I’ve got a paranoid lesbian theory”
They “scientific” theory that states that when asked for their celebrity crush, a bisexual woman will respond with a beautiful woman and a questionable man.
Bisexual Woman: I like Zendaya and Jason Bateman.
Me: You have validated the Bisexual Woman Theory.
The theory that every ugly chick has an extremely hot friend. You have to be nice to said ugly chick to get to the hot friend.
"Dammit! There's only ugly chicks here!"
"Dude, don't worry. Remember the Ugly Chick Theory!"
"Sweet."
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Weighing the worth of something you want to buy (but don't need) vs. an equal worth of candy bars
Works in your favor every time, since you can argue that instead of buying fatty sweets you are doing yourself a favor
Does not work if you continue to eat candy
I'm running low on funds, and this bud is gonna cost me $100. Well, shit, that's like 100 king size snickers. Would I enjoy 100$ of weed more than 100 snickers? Fuck yeah! My candy bar theory never fails me.
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