Shoe Horn

a no named asian hooker with a strap on, on her forehead

wow look at that shoe horn over their
''sucky sucky 5 dolla''

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Jew Shoe

Rags or articles of clothing that's wrapped around the feet, in the place of normal footware.

Check out the jew shoes!! WOOWOO!!

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bowling shoes

Code word for alcohol for situations where you can't come out and say alcohol.

Dude, we need to get some bowling shoes for later!!
I need to get bowling shoed...

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White Shoe

A guy who wears white shoes and/or exhibits any of the following behaviors/elements of fashion:

Popped collar
Striped shirt
Coral Necklace
Big (usually painfully obvious) ego "worn on his sleeve"
Heavily gelled and/or spiked hair
Visor or hat worn askew

Synonymous with Douche.

You are a white shoe but I am an attractive and intelligent woman with a great personality... We can never be together.

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shoe idiot

refers to one's appreciation for foot attire. Generally, it is assumed such apparel is of an urban nature. In special circumstances, an aging urban gentleman with a pension for more formal foot attire may be considered a Shoe Idiot, but only if his collection also includes seven or more sneaks that have either been worn by MJ or Sheed, or have been made and designed by someone named Fukijama or Mr. Bape.

If you can't fit another box of sneaks in your mom's garage, you are certified Shoe Idiot.

If you know what the Jordan XVII looks like, you are certified Shoe Idiot.

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clown shoes

Clown Shoes: derieved from the latin word biggimus shoesius, it can either mean A) that is totally wack and of the hizzle or B) thats the dumbest thing i've ever heard.

A)"hey jimmy, i got an A on my test!" Wow billy, thats clown shoes!"
B)Hey jimmy,lets go throw rocks at bigger rocks!
"hey billy, thats fucking clown-shoes

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clown shoes

A person who who you hate and is a joke to you

you see someone you dont like and you say your fucking clown shoes

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