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skinny jeans boner

The worst thing to happen in the middle of math class

“Dam today I was so embarrassed in math I had a skinny jeans boner

by Stakki December 27, 2017


Blue Jeans Gay

An extremely basic cisgender gay man who suffers from both a lack of a personality as well as any originality and taste. Usually comes complete with a comically large ego for someone so basic.

Blue Jeans Gay’s have minimal knowledge of art, high fashion, cinema, alternative music and theatre and dance (outside of major musicals).

They typically be found covered head to toe in branded rainbow crap complaining about how no men want,to spend longer than a single night with them.

Justin likes cold brew coffee, Adele and CrossFit. He’s such a blue jeans gay

by aphextwink69 April 18, 2022


Big Dick Jeans

Very baggy or oversized jeans worn primarily by fans of the hip-hop/rap culture of the 1990s. Usually worn a size or 2 too large with a belt ridding below the waist also known as sagging.

Homeboy 1: Man , it’s 2021 why are you still wearing those big dick jeans. Those ain’t cool no more! LOL
Homeboy 2: Don’t be hating on my style Homeboy. These jeans are the bomb diggity yo!

by 420D-Portkid February 18, 2021


Crotch/Jean Erosion

After having wearing an article of clothing that could be either your jeans or underwear that is too close to your crotch on a sweaty day, the fabric begins to wear out, thus creating an effect of erosion

Dude, this summer had crotch/jean erosion almost every day...

by iHazNinjaSkills May 5, 2009


Jean Carlos Ordonez

A very strange kid who is a senior at mcclancy. He likes to rap to Tay-K and YBN Nahmir. His favorite sport is soccer and he likes to touch young men. He hates when he gets back-locked but overall hes a pretty good person.

Yo that kid is such a Jean Carlos Ordonez.

by Mcclancystudent@18 October 19, 2018


balls out jeans

when your balls are sweating and you cut a hole in you jens and pull yourr balls out.

oh my god its hot today so I wore my balls out jeans

by cocky doocky April 17, 2010

8👍 7👎


True Religion Jeans

Gaudy, shit quality jeans that everyone seems to like and wear, in absolute defiance of common sense and style. Has disgusting stitching and back pocket designs.

Those True Religion Jeans look retarded! Why would you want them when you could get some Studio D'Artisans, Dior Homme, or APCs?

by DukeOfOrange May 7, 2009

144👍 273👎