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When a girl makes you think you’re getting some ass. Then leaves you with blue balls. Then you gotta jerk off painfully.
Bruh, this girl made me think I was gettin’ some and left me with blue balls. I had to go home and do the hurt jerk.
Sometimes called the quad jerk, or the four legged. When you try to jerk off with your feet, Both hands and fornicate yourself all at the same time.
Paul: “Did you tap Amanda last night?”
Zak: No I got too drunk so I just gave myself the good ol spider jerk.
Paul: Same!
A sexual act in which one defecates into the palm of ones hand to then grip the turd-covered palm around the shaft of the users penis, while violently, yet carefully, keeping the turd safe within the proximity of said penis.
We were having an alright time at the party until Roger got too drunk and started turd jerking Samuel in front of everyone
The act of shooting oneself in the face with their own semen whilst pleasuring oneself. Even better if you convince your girlfriend did it to you.
1: So I was jacking off last night, and accidently Jerk Cobained myself.
2: Yeah, sex with Courtney was great, all up until she pointed my dick away from her during a handjob and I Jerk Cobained myself.
to masturbate and finish by blowing the load into your own mouth
Man, I was feeling depressed last night so I gave myself a nice jerk Cobain.
Someone who is extremely annoying. They are jerk head, jerk face, and jerk butt all at the same time.
My cat is such a jerk headfacebutt.
He who is meaner than most daily.
Reid is mj2med; you are a mean jerk