Base jumping

An activity for the kind of moron who doesnt have the self control to wait for the next plane or helicopter to parachute.

Guy getting out of jail- They got me for trespassing at the TV station. They had to come get me down off the guy wires, I was lucky, I could be dead right now.

Guy who knows him- Why dont you just go skydiving if you want to parachute that bad, that way theres no guy wires to get caught on?

Guy getting out of jail- I have to jump off everything I see, theres not really a good reason why.

Guy who knows him- I didnt think there would be, it's getting expensive to bail you out of jail for base jumping.

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Doodle Jumping

-verb
To be in the middle of a game of Doodle Jump.

I can't take the trash out right now, I'm Doodle Jumping and I've almost beaten my high score.

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Bridge Jump

when someone commits death to self and go off bridge in to lakepool.

Lets go commit bridge jump.

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jumping around

Running around town and hanging out with different groups of people and visiting different establishments.

I'm jumping around with my bestie right now.

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jump on it june

When all of june you jump on a dick and ride it.everyday you ride more to make your manns nutt.

I can't wait for jump on it June!!

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Jumping Aids

A form of the AIDS virus that affects 25% of Americans. Jumping AIDS are usually found in people who scratch their legs, feet, groin, or abdomen. This form of AIDS spreads to these areas and creates minor rashes; these rashes vary in size and location, which implies the name "Jumping" AIDS.

She probably got them Jumping AIDS. Did you see her scratch her cooch?

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Class jump

A jump - sex
Class - really good

Really good sex

Eric : 'ah Dave, look at the tits on that mate!'

Dave : 'she looks like a class jump her mate'

Eric : 'ye mate - deffo would give her a right good see in' to lad'

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