The world may never know

An answer to absolutely every question not fulfilling the persons original questions.

Girl: “How old are you?”

You: “The world may never know.”

Girl: “Bruh.”

Up Two Know Good

In the traditional sense, if someone is "up to no good", they're doing something bad, or wrong.

WE ARE NOT TRADITIONAL.

We are a collective that defies all odds, a group of individuals, comrades from all walks of life.

Regardless of whether we have different beliefs, careers, experiences or values, we are all Up Two Know Good.

"Up Two" as in two steps ahead, in the lead, striving to win.

"Know Good" as in seeking Knowledge of Self, living the "good life".

We have chosen to commit to knowing better, with intentions of doing better.

We are seeking out the very best in ourselves and in every aspect of our lives.

(Taken from UpTwoKnowGood.com)

What's Good?

Those kids are Up Two Know Good.

Everyone Knows What a Horse Is

A polish joke from the Encyclopedia "Nowe Ateny." When prompted with the definition of a horse, the encyclopedia read "Everyone Knows What a Horse Is."

In Poland, it means "there is no point in discussing the obvious."

Polish man 1: "I hate my coworker. This dumbass really said 'the sky is blue'"
Polish man 2: "No shit, right? Everyone knows what a horse is!"
Non-polish man: "The fuck?"

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i dont know nobody

used whenever you or someone does something really cool

*does something cool*
*everyone cheers*
“I DONT KNOW NOBODY”

i know you didnt

A common reaction when in disbelief of someones actions or words.

Ohhh know you didn't! How you gonna play me like that?

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bobby dont you know

A legendary line from "Bobby's World".

Bobby Dont you know!

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The Big Book Of Shit To Know

A guide to life created by "The Krew" in a small Texas town. The Big Book Of Shit To Know (BBOSTK) is a compilation of what up until now has been secret knowledge held only by Bahdist* (see Bahdist) Monks. BBOSTK is like the Bible in the fact that it is a large book and it can be used to beat your children with, slam your dick in, etc... but unlike the bible it contains the tools to create happiness and success in life. BBOSTK has been adopted by organizations such as the Illuminati, Charlie Sheen, and Your mom and her gorgeous tits.

Please excuse me for not being able to post an example I am terribly busy. I must finish this line of cocaine on this hookers ass and proceed to rob a bank whilst naked...and fully erect. Yet another day in the life enlightened by the Big Book Of Shit To Know

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