lazy snickers

When your dick gets soft and a chick poops your dick out it resembles a limp lazy snickers

She was so ugly that the Viagra didn't even work it went soft and the b**** farted me right out of her a****** and my dick looked like a lazy Snickers covered up and caramel peanuts but it was just poop

On a lazy

Having a day of doing absolutely nothing. Usually accompanied by a pack of Doritos, tracksuit bottoms and a laptop.

"Dude are you going to the big game tomorrow?" "Nah bro I'm doing fuckall, I'm on a lazy"

Lazy Russian

One part Vodka, one part Cafe Mocha, one part Whipping Cream (milk, if extra lazy)

Man: Sorry, I never showed up with the Bailey's.

Awesome She God: It's cool. We made Lazy Russians.

lazy streaker

A person who Streaks with you on SnapChat, but is SUPER lazy. They tend to send black pictures with simple captions such as "streaks" or "gn/gm streaks".

Ryan: " Bro, I hate streaking with Emily... all of the pictures she sends me are SO boring. She's such a lazy streaker."

Bobby: "I feel you dude, after I hit 100 days with her I stopped..."

Lazy employee

Known as a Timmy Sullivan

Hey boss sorry I’m late. Are we getting off at 10 a.m today so I can take a nap by 11. Also have you seen my new hammock I installed in the not so much work van. Lazy employee

lazy left

A lazily preformed handjob with your less dominant hand (most likely the left one)

"I couldn't be bothered last night, so I just gave John a lazy left"

lazy buco

Being a lazy bitch

Sean is being a lazy buco