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When you use a London Fog tea as bong water
We hit that London Bong and it was pretty okay; if London Bong is wrong, I don’t wanna be right.
In this modern iteration of a traditional Blumpkin, party1 sits reverse cowgirl on the toilet bowl, fellating party2 while they deposit an upper-decker into the tank. This gives the appearance of riding a double-decker bus. If both parties are simultaneously pooping, the terminology can be upgraded to "Royal Flush".
I heard the Queen used to give out London Blumpkins at Buckingham Palace. One lucky guy even got a Royal Flush!
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Self-titled creatives that roam the streets of London, fueled by overpriced iced oat milk lattes and a vague sense of purpose. Often seen waving their hands and using words like ‘visceral’ and ‘transcendent’ in front of artwork and chainsmoking outside an underground artist’s show (don’t bother asking, you probablly wouldn’t know them).
‘So then he told me he has an invisible exhibition. It’s got no venue, no artwork… just a vibe?’
‘Oh my god, I’m so sick of these LONDON CREATIVES’
When you're eating a girl's minge and you sneeze aggressively like how bossman sneezes in chicken tendies.
Ben: What did you get up to?
Merlin: Big man ting yeh, I London takeawayed that morning
Castillo: It's not looking good Brev
Drake: did you hear? Jake got londoned in an alleyway!
Jake: Yeah its sad.