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n. term referring to when your underpants ride up your butt crack and leave a line of poop in the bottom. It is also known as a racing stripe.
Jim didn't wipe his butt thoroughly, for he had a massive skid mark in his underpants.
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A robot sent from the future by skynet in the objective of creating the most popular social media for mothers.
Me: Meets Mark Zuckerberg
Terminator music theme: intensifies
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the sticky line that appears on the lower lip, after a hit of marijuana is taken from an L
Toker 1: Nigga!!! Get that dutch mark of ya lip, it look like shit stain.
Toker 2: Oh igght, good looks.
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Mark Sanchez is the quarterback for the New York Jets. He was drafted in 2009 as their starting quarterback, with a 5 year deal of 5 million dollars, the most money anyone has ever made on the Jets roster in franchise history. He is an excellent quarterback, who was able to bring his team (who many took for granted would not enter the playoffs) all the way to the AFC championship, where his team was defeated by the Indianapolis Colts due to continuous slant procedures exercised by Peyton Manning. He is 1/4 Mexican. He is NOT Jewish.
The New York Jets gave the Chargers a "Dirty Sanchez" (Mark Sanchez) after their defeat in the divisional finals.
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A fan of wrestling who
1. Does not, or chooses not to, follow the backstage politics of the actual sport
2. Prefers to beleive in the characters and angles they watch unfold on telivision as "real", unaware of how choreographed and pre-arranged it is
3. Prefers to cheer for a specific wrestler even if general consesus by thr Intenet majority is that they suck balls.
4. Is a total dumbass redneck member of the audience who needs to stop living in 1998 and learn the days of Stone Cold Steve Austin and The Rock are long dead.
Oh my god, Hogan ran over The Rock, that's real! The Undertaker is still a great wrestler
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A private all-boys school in Dallas, Texas that is exclusively for gentlemen with epic swagger. The ladies lust for the dapper physique of the Marksmen who attend. To get into St. Marks, one must have a 8+ inch penis, which is checked exclusively by the headmaster.
Jeff: Bruh, do you go to St. Marks?
*Daquan shows his penis*
Daquan: You’se is damn straight!
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That high school bully that purposely picked on kids that were physically disadvantaged in case they wanted to fight back.
The kind of person that says "i'm not racist, but . . ."
Someone: Hey, did you know that Mark Dice knows the Earth is a sphere?
Me: He does? That's a miracle considering how many conspiracy theories he believes.
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