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ski mask the slump god

he is beyonce

hi my name is beyonce jk its ski mask the slump god

by beyonce jr March 5, 2021


weapons of masked destruction

These are the powers that be who control the secret weapons of mass destruction.These "human"weapons are more dangerous then the weapons they create then control. death angels;juggernauts;warmongers; globalists;conquerors;etc.

Colin Powell is a former"wmd"but now Rumsfeld is the supreme American wmd,as Secretary of War.

by SIDNEY Goldstien October 15, 2003

2πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž


Mask Hole

People who demand and threaten others to wear masks even when they're alone, outdoors and safely distant from other people. Generally, pushy virtue-signalling jerks who follow CNN talking heads blindly. Generally found in blue states.

Not to be confused with "covidiots" or those who are pushy about not ever wearing masks - the polar opposites of Mask Holes.

That mask hole Karen called the police on my five year old because his mask fell off while he was riding his bike.

by Normal1 March 25, 2021

1πŸ‘ 16πŸ‘Ž


Ski Mask the slump God

Ski Mask The Slump God has the the 2 biggest BDE in the world .

All you have to do is look at him and you will automatically be blessed, Everyone once a piece of him because he’s hot as fuck and over all amazing

Me: Dude ski mask the slump god has such big dick energy

Person: Hell yeah he does, Every time I hear him talk I just want to bust a nut nohomo tho.

by Veryrarebratz November 2, 2019

22πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


Mask Wearing Syndrome

When people continually wear a face mask daily long after the coronavirus pandemic has been containedβ€”when mask withdrawal causes them psychological pain rather than physical gain.

Guesstimate how many people worldwide suffer from mask wearing syndrome, who need to seek treatment for their withdrawal symptoms.

by MathPlus June 9, 2021

23πŸ‘ 48πŸ‘Ž


Cosmic Rust Face Mask

When a woman sits on your face for so long that the pussy juice begins to harden on your face and you are able to peel it off.

Matt: β€œbro what’s on your face.” Brendan: β€œI just got done hanging out with Anna and she sat on my face for so long that I got a Cosmic Rust Face Mask!” Matt: β€œbro that’s awesome, I’ve always wanted one!”

by Schmittledick April 24, 2023


chocolate teabag bandit mask

When you dip your balls in chocolate and place them over someone's eyes, so that when you move your balls away it looks like they are wearing a bandit mask made of chocolate.

Jim had passed out at the party before the chocolate fountain had run out, so Danny took out his balls and gave Jim a chocolate teabag bandit mask.

by Chewbacca Bears September 5, 2006

65πŸ‘ 15πŸ‘Ž