1. To touch your gay's dick!
2. You do it when you are fucking with your gay's penis (like licking his big fuckin' dick) or watching some fucking porn with a man sticking his penis out on top of the Two World Trade Centre in New Yolk City.
1. My fucking gay: Am I masturbating?
Me: Shut your fuck mouth or I'll EAT YOUR DICK! Masturbate Fucker!
2. Let's just Masturbate FUCKER around in this stupid mall!
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When a guy jerks off more than 2 times a week, and they get wrinkly dicks from it. Especially bad when they are semi-soft.
"Girl , I went to go down on him and he had masturbation wrinkles, I left out of there.
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When a tardy individual is getting dressed on their way to where they're going.
Masturbating on the run is to get dressed on your way to the destination
Marge: Hurry up and get dressed we're gonna be late!
Rob: Fuck it, I'll just masturbate on the run let's just go.
I'm not one to masturbate on the run but I can't miss my grandmas funeral.
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Someone whose job it is to jerk people off for medical reasons
When I grow up I want to be a masturbation technician
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A material that has no other uses except to aid in masturbation.
Look at that picture of a woman's body in a skimpy bikini! I believe I've discovered new masturbation fodder!
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The Fanbase of Jade Thirlwall
ME: I really like your shirt. Thats Jade on it, are you a fan?
Y/N: Yess! I am part of the masturbation nation
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A place where males and females masturbate and take turns
After I do my chores Iโll ask I can go to the masturbation station with koen
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