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1. To touch your gay's dick!
2. You do it when you are fucking with your gay's penis (like licking his big fuckin' dick) or watching some fucking porn with a man sticking his penis out on top of the Two World Trade Centre in New Yolk City.
1. My fucking gay: Am I masturbating?
Me: Shut your fuck mouth or I'll EAT YOUR DICK! Masturbate Fucker!
2. Let's just Masturbate FUCKER around in this stupid mall!
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When a guy jerks off more than 2 times a week, and they get wrinkly dicks from it. Especially bad when they are semi-soft.
"Girl , I went to go down on him and he had masturbation wrinkles, I left out of there.
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Someone whose job it is to jerk people off for medical reasons
When I grow up I want to be a masturbation technician
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A material that has no other uses except to aid in masturbation.
Look at that picture of a woman's body in a skimpy bikini! I believe I've discovered new masturbation fodder!
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When a tardy individual is getting dressed on their way to where they're going.
Masturbating on the run is to get dressed on your way to the destination
Marge: Hurry up and get dressed we're gonna be late!
Rob: Fuck it, I'll just masturbate on the run let's just go.
I'm not one to masturbate on the run but I can't miss my grandmas funeral.
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The Fanbase of Jade Thirlwall
ME: I really like your shirt. Thats Jade on it, are you a fan?
Y/N: Yess! I am part of the masturbation nation
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the guy that decides to announce when he 's gonna watch hentai, and no one cares because he is arab mantas kid AAAAA
this masturbation addict is so weird he just cums every minute
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