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shitocki mushrooms

the longer version of shit

shitocki mushrooms i left my bag in school.

by 1234567890-=asdfghjkl;;;'zxcvb October 30, 2023


mushroom chin

when someone leans their head back and it looks like a mushroom.

*someone leans their head back*

You “nice mushroom chin😂”

by efarrell69 October 13, 2020


mushroom chin

when someone leans their head back and it looks like a mushroom.

*someone leans their head back*

You “nice mushroom chin😂”

by efarrell69 October 13, 2020


Greasy Mushroom

Slathering one's penis in Vaseline and pressing it against a friend's car window, leaving an impression of a translucent, greasy mushroom.

Eric was wasted again when he left the bar, and left a greasy mushroom on his buddy Mike's new Camaro.

by HugeBaldHead August 19, 2015


Mushroom ditch

Whores vagina

Man, Katie is such a slut. She gets so many tips, she's like a mushroom ditch.

by Puntilla August 23, 2017


mushroom management

A way to manage tech teams working to an ill-defined task, described by Tracy Kidder as "Keep them in the dark, feed them shit, watch them grow" (in his 1981 title 'The Soul of a New Machine' about the people that built the first minicomputer at Data General).

As long as the outcome remains undefined, there's no way to hold them accountable for whichever result. You'd better apply mushroom management instead.

by Nada Knicks August 5, 2022


Mushroom Black

When a bitch is lacking on felatio and teasing it creating a blue ball upset, you defy physics by delivering a fatal blow with thine dickhead creating a blemish to thou eye socket.

She made a critical mistake by blowing a kiss at my dick, turned her face into a baseball and hit a home run with my hard helmet head rendering her eye a mushroom black

by Trexcandopushups June 9, 2022