d nice

damn nice - mad nice - sick - delish

yo dat is d nice

look at dat biddy she is d nice

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Nice Pee

A sarcastic way of telling someone they tried to play it off but they are unsuccessful.
"Pee" comes from P.O. which means Play it Off.

Steve tries to steal Alans Blunt. Alan says "Nice Pee nigga trying to take my blunt"

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nice shoes

To say nice shoes to a girl has nothing to do with what's on their feet, but what's inside their bra. Nice shoes in other words means "nice breasts"

(big breasted girl walks by)
Dude: Damn baby... Nice shoes.
Girl: Hehe, thanks. I got them at Footlocker.
Dude: (give smile)

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real nice

When something is shitty, less than ideal, or not functioning properly

"That piano is real nice"

"Kids are dumb"
"You are real nice"

Q: "How about this weather?" *looks up at gray sky*
A: "Real nice."

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Nice Cock

A term used to describe another mans genetals while also being funny. Only used for 6 inches or more. no small shlongs allowed.

As joe Swanson says in his cock raitings: WOAH NICE COCK!

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nice t's

a beautiful set of sweater kittens. you say it to girls but you don't want them to get all high and mighty so they don't blow you later so after saying "nice t's" you say "not you". sure it's cruel and gets there hopes up, but in the long run, it helps you in your quest to nail them in the seat.

Nice T's Sarah. Not you.

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Nice Joke

Used when someone says something that you didn't do or have no intention of actually doing.

Person 1: "Hey, did you do the bio homework?"
Person 2: "Nice joke, faggot"

Person 1: "You don't smoke weed right?"
Person 2: "HAHA! Nice joke, fag."

White Man: "Pick my cotton dumb nigger!"
Black Man: "Haha, nice joke. Now GET THE FUCK OUTTA HUR BEFO I SHANK YO CRACKA ASS!"

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