A Condom Nugget is a person that's an Asshole, or just being annoying.
Jerryf: "I don't want to hang out with Nicholas, he's such a condom nugget
When you tell a joke about your scrotum
Brendan: wanna year a condom joke
Jason: fuck no
is what happens when you have a bunch of shitty friends who wrap contraceptives around your feet as you are blackout drunk. Caution- may cut off blood circulation in the foot area.
“K got shitfaced last night, and everyone gave him condom foot.”
When a man penetrates a woman while being penetrated anally by a man.
I totally used Tom as a meat Condom to fuck Katie the other day. It was so bro hot.
A random pirate from the east blue who wants to become a pirate with his stretchy condom powers
The human condom just beat a flying dragon
a kickass skateboard trick that involves a 360 ollie and a 180 kickflip
A transparent plastic luggage cover
Did you order the luggage condom for our trip later next month, I don't want my bag getting scratched.