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The pinnacle of US Soccer.
Clint "Deuce" Dempsey is to the US as Diego Maradona is to Argentina.
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Refers to the chronic inability to remain asleep in the early hours of the day due to awakening urges to deficate. Studies have shown that patients diagnoised with Morning Deuce Syndrome (MDS) suffer from loss of sleep and deficate on an irregular basis. The morning deuce often effects mental well being (depression) and can cause lack of energy throughout the rest of the day.
"I never get to sleep-in anymore. Everyday, really early in the morning I am woken up by the rumbling of a turd-muffin in my stomach and the call to deuce. The Doc says I've got Morning Deuce Syndrome."
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Description for something that is full of shit (literally).
So, I was just sitting at my desk and all of a sudden it hit me... I had to drop a load that could choke a donkey. I made my way to the men's room cheeks clenched and prairie dogging like a motherfucker. I opened the door to my favorite stall only to find someone had the shitter so jacked full of deuce it couldn't flush. I had to use the handicapped stall instead. Probably turned out to be a good thing though, cause I needed the hand-rails for some extra pushing power.
A procedure used by high school kids that enables one to secretly and safely obtain a nicotine dose while attending school. A student will ask to use the restroom with intent to achieve a Dip N' Deuce. The student will occupy a toilet stall while useing chewing tobbaco. When the person has a satisfactory nicotine dose the tobacco is easily spit into the toliet and the evidence can be flushed away.
Person 1: Dude I'm feining for some dip, I'm gonna pack a lip in the hallway.
Person 2: Good luck. I had a rightous Dip N' Deuce last class.
Person 1: Oh you're so lucky. My teacher is a bitch and won't let me go to the bathroom.
When you have to sit and shit on a still-warm toilet seat just used by another man's hairy ass.
I hated to do it, but I had to shit so bad, I had to experience a second-hand deuce! Adn there was still a hair on the seat!
Putting up a sideways peace sign with your hand.
I chunk up the deuce of the south in the mouth
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A term used by people from Texas meaning to sip on promethazine mixed with sprite or any other soft drink
Mayn when I chunk a deuce of that promethazine it has a nigga leanin
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