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The act of ejaculating into a lover's armpit hair and letting it dry and get crusty. Then munching on it like dry ramen.
First usage 2018, Paul, Mayo, and Aaron
Did you seriously have Portland Noodles today?
occurs when one has an (asian) obsession with the opposite (asian) sex
"Bro do you have asian love? Nah bro I have the noodle fever"
When you don't have enough money to buy real food. So instead you buy what you can afford which is usually ramen noodles.
My family is going through noodle month again. Ever since dad lost his job.
The act of sticking your fist up a girls ass as you stick your penis inside her vagina and then proceeding to jerk yourself off through the thin skin dividing her poop shoot and pussy.
Dude, last night my step-mom said if I finished my homework on time I could do whatever I wanted that evening, so I took her mud noodling
A younger man, typically a Fuq Boy. Who has NO respect for himself, or his partner. He will stick his dick in anything, and refuses to acknowledge, ir take responsibility..
That Oodle Noodle will put his dick in anything..
A person who dates and beds exclusively people of Asian descent or with distinctly Asian features.
Thomas Jefferson: "Benjamin Franklin dates only Asian women."
John Quincy Adams: "Oh, so he's a noodle hunter."
To back hand someone soft and slow, wiping the back of your hand on their face
1)OMG!! Johny just Pimp noodled me!!
2)I'm totally going to Pimp noodle you if you don't shut up