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The act of going to a fancy party or gathering and asserting dominance through climbing over a rotating ceiling fan and shitting over said fan so that everyone in the area gets sprayed.
Did you hear about what Ben did at the party after the Del Taco run? Yeah he got drunk and pulled a Sylvia Browne!
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An insult used against those who possess few muscles or a bush to dong ratio of 3:1
You're arms are tiny! You're such a Brown syndrome!
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A sexual act made popular in the 70s by cultural icon: Loni Anderson.
The move involves two participants. The first lies face down in a star fish pose while the second then runs at a sprint and jams their left foot into the first participant's anus.
Is also known as the "My Left Foot" in some Hollywood circles.
Dude#1: Last night was rough man...
Dude#2: Why? What happened??
Dude#1: She gave me the Brown Slipper.... *sobs uncontrollably*
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A meal that consists solely of foods (and sometimes vegetables) with colors ranging from white to dark brown. Considered to be the hallmark of the college student's diet. Often results in severe indigestion.
Jake: So what are you preparing for dinner tonight?
Me: You know.. Some fried chicken, linguine, gravy, mashed potatoes, maybe some artichokes.
Jake: Oh dear god... THE BROWN MEAL!!!
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Parking as far away as humanly possible from your destination, no matter how many spots are available much closer to the building.
Dude, why are you Dave Browning It when there are 200 spaces right in front of the door?
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After having anal sex a man cock-slaps his girlfriend and spreads her own fecal matter around her mouth giving her the look of a sad clown.
Oh my God! You cock-slapped shit all over my face!!! You seriously gave me a Brown Clown?!?!
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Sometimes you meet a girl with a body like there's no tomorrow but a face like a mangy dog. Don't let that body go to waste and let her hideousness stop you from fucking her though. Just draw the smiley face on a brown paper bag, place it over her head, and fuck away while keeping your composure and piece of mind.
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