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When one is longing for sexual interaction to a shocking degree and it is evident to everyone around them.
Kevin was so criminally horny last night I had to get the funk out of there.
The intense urge to have sex that comes from being barred from sex for a social or situational reasons...but still wanting it. Or being so horny that you would be willing to take measures or actions that would have previously been sexually preposterous.
Examples for Dangerously horny could be when you and your significant other go to two different universities and can't get it on until breaks and the stress from school and being horny becomes a force to be reckoned with.
"I could seriously have sex with my uber driver right now..."
"If I were alone on an island the one thing I would bring with me would be that guy random on the bus yesterday..."
"I'd call off work for sex right now, even if they paid me extra."
When you want a dick inside your mouth. You crave something phallic inside your mouth.
He lowered her horny mouth onto his dick.
She longer for his dick inside her horny mouth.
When a person is Wholesome but gets Horny from being wholesome
Man 1: Man the bible gets me so hard but I must resist.
Man 2: Jesus, you must be Horny Wholesome
Come home from work one day wearing nothing but a cloak and holding a empty sandbag. Proceed to walk up behind your girlfriend / partner and frantically place the bag over there head yelling “we’re going an adventure” drag them into the back of your car (a 4x 4 is recommended or Ute) drive them through the local hills or bumpy outback then remove the sandbag from the head, then place your butthole on there face and yell out “behold the ring of Mordor”. Works well with lord of the rings soundtrack. Can also substitute with the catch phrases “the beacons are lit” or “ Gondor calls for aids”
Hey babe I’d love to watch lord of the rings with you tonight, I’m feeling a {horny Frodo} moment.
I’d love that bill!
The BEST band in existence, you can search the earth top to bottom and you will never find a band that AC as much as this one
gaylord: “hey did you catch that new song from the Horny Grasshoppers, Donkey Dong”
Brahms: “yeah dude it had me ASS”